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glytterbox asked: Hi Scott. I have a date this saturday, and we've decided to have a contest see who can tell the biggest lie and get away with it while on the date. You seemed like the man to ask. Could you provide a lie or two? Plz thx <3 Mell

scottlynch78:

"I do have one kid from a previous relationship. It’s an eight-legged stallion. Long story. You won’t see him around, so don’t worry."

"Some time-travelers like to see big disasters as they’re happening, but I really prefer to visit the quiet time right before the disasters. Just to see so many people with no idea what’s going to happen in a few hours. And I like to do simple, normal stuff. Get some dinner. Go on dates."

"I wish the internet had more young men talking about video games. I really worry that all their voices are going unheard."

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bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug
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Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

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invincibleshellhead:

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Oh COME ON.

ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS

Oh look it’s Tony’s turn to be remendered.

Remendered: (verb) To be written badly, out of character, and so unsympathetically as to cause a massive drop in sales and loss of popularity. Fate of tent pole characters of Marvel Comics, so long as the dumbasses in charge keep letting the man TOUCH THINGS.